The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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