Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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