I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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