You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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