Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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