i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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