After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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