I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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