those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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