He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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