normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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