Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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