i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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