Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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