Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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