It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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