don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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