He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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