Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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