what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
My orgasm happened in two different decades
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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