Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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