Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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