We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
