I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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