Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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