brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You smell like a Billy Joel song
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I AM VODKA MAN
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
