5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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