I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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