Me too!
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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