Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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