this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
