i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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