Barsexuality is the new black.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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