Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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