We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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