I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We are two peas in an std pod
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
