I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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