Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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