Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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