pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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