Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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