They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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