found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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