weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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