I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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