Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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