So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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