the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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