He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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