I think im going to throw up on grandma
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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