I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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